Son (S) : Why is making love so enjoyable?

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) : It is just like the sensation when you are digging your nose with your finger !!

S : Why do women enjoy sex more than man?

PCK: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort  than your finger.

S: Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and dig your nose, do you like it ?? Dun play play ah......

S: Why woman cannot have . . . when they are having menses?

PCK: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it ?? Use your blainnn.... 

S: Why man do not like to wear condoms when they are making love?

PCK: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger har?

S: Why are making love carried out in private?

PCK: Use your blain, use your blainnnnn....Will you dig you nose in  front of your class? Stupid!

S: Wah . . father you very good ar, don pray pray!!!!!!!

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